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- Yamato! - Hiroshi! - Toyama! - Ca On! - Yamato! - Toshimitsu! - Yamato! - Yamato! Mushumenga!
- Testament-san, about last month's monthly training camp... - Yes!?
- Why are you enjoying going to work now too? - I'm kind of tired...
- I have three tantoments to say... - Oh me...
- "Cheer up, Makurae" - Seriously!?
Look how serious you are! Don't say it!
- Testament-san - Yes? - This goal has collapsed now. - What!?
[Next episode]
A good-looking bear is here.
I hate bears.
Yeah.
I haven't seen one like this in a while.
I've seen one like this before!
I'm gonna make a white flag.
There was one thing I didn't like about it.
Yeah.
I should've gone a little further in.
I didn't want to go all the way to Kutai.
Yeah, that's...
I didn't want to go all the way to Kutai.
If you'd stopped me and said, "Yeah, that's right!"
If you'd said, "Yeah, that's right!"
I wouldn't know.
But I checked if it was a bear or not.
But it was still...
It was still... "Ah! It's a bear!"
I'd have passed it by by now.
I'll call it and give up.
It's hard to give up.
[Next episode]
You know, there's a movie that teaches you the lesson of "Three Little Pigs".
It's called "Three Little Big Bears".
I'd like to go on a journey to Kosei.
"Three Little Big Bears"?
Can you do three patterns?
Well, there are actually two of them.
You can do it, right?
Ah! It's us and the bear!
I think I called you a bear.
No, you didn't!
Wow!
What is it? I really don't know.
Yeah.
We...
We were called by SUBARU, but...
What did you come for?
I'm so impatient.
I really don't know.
So, for those of you who have done a big magazine and become adults,
can you do it again?
Oh, I won't forget it.
Yes. So, everyone, please react like adults.
Okay, let's do it.
[We'll do it again.]
So, Tetsuya-san, did you earn any money last month?
No, I didn't.
I can't say that!
- That's... - No, no, you can't say that.
But, you know, being a YouTuber is a new job for me,
so I'm sure many of you are curious about how much you earn.
Didn't you hear that from Tamori and Hasebo?
- Yeah. - I can hear it.
- It's important to know how to exchange money. - Yeah.
So, we're going to verify if you really earn a lot of money or not.
What?!
Verify what?!
Well...
Um...
- We shot a video last week, didn't we? - Yeah, we did.
- We shot a big video in Nagoya. - Yeah, we did.
We got home early in the morning and only one person had makeup on, so we couldn't do it.
- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, we couldn't do it.
- Six of you should do it alone. - Yeah.
- I always rest when I'm alone. - Yeah, yeah.
- One person with makeup?! - Didn't you feel awkward?
I was really pissed off.
You might have noticed, but there were a lot of cameras in that room.
- What?! - There were a lot of cameras!
- I can imagine that.
- You didn't notice, did you? - No, I didn't!
- Where?! - We prepared a really solid hidden camera.
- Oh! - What?!
- Everyone gets turned off when they get makeup, right? - Yeah.
- When you say, "How much is the cheapest one?" - Yeah.
We wanted to see if you could give us a good start.
- "We wanted to!" - "We wanted to!"
- You did, didn't you?! - Yeah.
- The makeup artist was really upset. - Yeah.
If you could, tell us about it that day.
No, I'm sorry. I want to get five days off, so you two should do it alone.
I'll apologize for leaving in your place.
- We only had three questions, but we got two wrong. - Yeah.
- That's not a quiz like that! - But we did better than Shibuya with "Warehesage."
- Yeah. - Yeah, so we prepared four questions.
- Wow! - And we got two of them right.
- Yeah. - So, this is what we're talking about.
- No way! - No way!
Man, I wanted to hear that! 3 trillion yen or something like that!
3 trillion yen
- Wow! - Huh?!
- I don't know about this! - Where is this?!
- It's pretty well hidden. - Where is it?!
The mirror's hidden, right?!
- Okay, I'll look at it just in case. - Okay.
So, at the very end...
Even if you work hard, you won't be able to buy it, will you?
- You're already saying it! - Don't say it first!
- Can you hold down the card holder? - Yes.
- I'll show you how it looks like. - Okay.
- Oh, like this. - It's like you're looking at the camera!
I'm looking at something.
What was in here?!
- Wow, my hair's gone pretty strict. - What were you doing in your room?
- I didn't go out at all. - You didn't go out of the house?
- Huh?! - I'd go if I was invited, but...
I've never gone out on my own.
Huh...
It's just your own imagination, but...
Like, "Wow, shopping!"
- No, it's just like that. - It's just like that.
Huh?! Is that so?!
- No, it's just like that. - If you say it now, it probably won't be like that.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I don't like it...
- You said it! - I don't like it!
- Do you all pay the same amount of money? - No!
- Well, it depends. - Oh, so it changes depending on the movement?
- Yeah. - Oh...
Huh? Honestly...
- Huh?! - I don't know which one it is.
- Huh?! - Huh?! It's broken! It's broken!
- I don't like it! - I don't like it.
- Honestly... No, I don't think it's likely, but... - I'm thinking about it!
- Like, a YouTuber or something... - I'm thinking of an example.
- That's cute! - That's probably a problem.
- Like, how many cars are there? - Like, how many cars are there?
- Is there a good example? - No, I don't care about numbers.
- Of course, of course! - Of course, of course!
- If you buy a McLaren, you have to save some money. - A little more.
- That's a good point. - This is tough...
- You're stuck in your face.
- It's kind of like Mozart, but look at this.
- It would've been more natural in the field. - I don't know.
- I don't know about this. - It was a good question.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I have one more. - Yes.
- I have one more. - Let me hear it!
- Can you give me a shoulder massage? - Of course.
- If you say "I'm glad you did it", I'll say "Wow, I'm glad you did it". - I'm used to it.
- I'm sure you'll say it. - On that day...
- You said "I'm glad you did it".
- Yesterday, you said you'd buy it. - Yes.
- How much did you buy it for? - 160,000 yen.
- No! You bought it, didn't you? - Yes.
- You bought it, didn't you? - Yes.
- You know... - You're so nice.
- You're small and you know how to climb up and down. - I know.
- You know how much you're worth. - Yes.
- You know how much you're worth in this world? - Yes.
- How much do you get paid for it? - About 3,000 yen.
- 3,000 yen? - Yes.
- That's heavy. - What did you say?
- You said a lot of things. - I said a lot of things.
- You said a lot of things. - Sometimes, when I look at the camera...
- What did you say? Where did you hide it? - I didn't say anything.
- I don't think you should think about the future and say it. - That's right.
- I don't think you should think about the future and say it. - It was hard to edit it.
- Shut up! - It was hard to edit it.
- Anyway, it's been a long time. - The host is here.
Like this, we asked Yumemaru how much he could earn.
What did he say at the meeting?
There is a clip at the beginning of the video, so please listen to it.
I'm looking forward to it, but the problem is half and the face is half.
I haven't shown my face yet.
Are you ready?
Let's start with Mr. Dojimichi.
I've heard you talk about it.
Do you want me to do it?
Well, that's it.
Wow!
It's real.
That's it.
I don't think you should say it.
It's kind of like that.
It's completely ignored.
No, I don't understand it at all.
I see.
It's a pattern you don't know about.
That's it for Mr. Shibai.
It's the same as Mr. Dojimichi.
I can't read it.
Do you want me to do it?
It's just right.
It's not right.
I don't really talk with my brain.
Everyone, please answer in the morning mode.
Please don't make me angry.
Please be angry when you get here.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
I think you should buy it.
I don't know.
I told you a lot of things earlier.
Mr. Shibai gave me a Lamborghini.
I see.
Mr. Shibai and I will go on a trip together.
I've seen it a lot.
Three cars.
I don't have it.
I've been trying to buy it for years.
Is that so?
I can't buy it.
I can buy a car.
I can't buy it.
What are you doing?
I can't buy it.
Your lips are red.
My lips are red.
Maybe president?
President? General company president?
Well, yes. Maybe president of a venture company?
It's a person!
I don't know, but maybe one Mercedes Benz?
One Mercedes Benz a year.
1,200,000 yen.
Wow!
Maybe president of a venture company?
No, it's appropriate!
That's too much!
What is it?
The makeup artist worked hard and said, "Is that actually how much?"
At that time, my dream continued for three minutes.
It's crazy! It's crazy!
It continued for three minutes.
A Mercedes Benz a year?
You!
Your dream is gone!
Do you say that?
It's not like that.
When you say up to 10 million yen, you say "oh"!
Well, everyone.
As you can see,
If you know that you will receive questions in advance,
I wonder if you can prepare a little more.
That was the theme of this video.
I asked you if you would ask me that question.
Are you doing it in advance?
Yes.
How did you avoid it?
I would like to see your avoidance technique and make use of it from now on.
Yes!
Simply putting Shibai's funny face on the television is difficult.
Ah, that's right.
Don't say that.
Ah, that's right.
Ah, ah, ah,
Ah, that's right,
This is a characteristic thing of Shibai.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Then, Yonebaru, please tell me.
Yes!
Well, Shibai-san,
I don't know because my mother manages it.
Unexpectedly.
You are not funny at all.
You are funny, aren't you?
Tejo-san.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it, but it's morning.
I buy a lot of sub-getas.
Ah!
You are a funny guy.
Yes, I am.
What?
You are a funny guy.
Don't say that.
Ah, that's right.
Is it like that?
Ah...
It's like removing all the scales of the president.
Ah...
I don't know.
I feel like I've said "shachimogo" a lot of times.
But you've lost some, too, right?
No, I can recover from it completely.
[Shachimogo = recovery from injury]
You're a good recovery style.
Then, let's look at Shibai-san's answer.
- Shibai-san, please turn around. - Yes!
- Good morning! - Chori-chori-chori-chori-chori - ssu!
Huh?
- Chori-chori, good morning! - Good morning!
- Chori-chori-chori-ssu! - Good morning!
Let's hug!
- Today we're doing social distance. - I see...
You're pushing yourself.
- You know the camera, right? - I know it.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- It's so weird! - It's embarrassing!
It's so weird!
- You're conscious of the camera, right? - Hey, it stinks in here, doesn't it?
- Yeah, yeah. - It smells like barbecue.
I got barbecued yesterday, too.
- You don't look like you got it. - No, I got it.
I forgot to sleep last night, and now...
- That's why it's like that, right? - It's like...
- It's like "hachi-hachi". - There are days you forget to sleep, too.
- Are you two dating? - No!
- So cool! - How do you know that right away?
- It's pretty obvious. - Is it really like that?
- Yes, it is. - Is it really like that?
- Yes, it is. - Which one is it?
- It's a complete misunderstanding.
- I'm scared. - I'm really going to do it.
A vampire is...
- A vampire is a vampire of a senpai... - A senpai is definitely a vampire of a senpai.
- Senpai! - Senpai!
- What's up with you? - Senpai!
- To be honest, I don't know much about houses.
- I think things will change if the number of subscribers increases.
- Like money, or other... - Subscribers.
- Ministry of Education's income? - I don't know how much.
- Or how much... - I don't know how much you know.
- At first... - At first, it was like...
I'll give you 400 yen.
I'm not used to saying "fui".
"ima" is... "ima" is...
How about 400 yen?
"ima" is... "ima" is...
"ima".
What?
"ima" is like that?
"ima".
"ima" used to be 400 yen.
- Don't shake it properly. - "ima".
"ima".
I see!
- You ran away! - I see.
- You were surprisingly fine. - You were fine!
- You were fine. - I'm glad you know you have a camera.
- I don't like it.
I don't like it.
If you dress like that and run away like that,
- it won't be smooth. - It won't be smooth.
- Why?
- Is it correct?
Anyway, I reflected on myself.
You should reflect on yourselves, too.
- Why? - You don't have to reflect.